It’s August and we are having a great year. We will be making some changes to our web site sometime this month. No big changes just easy reading and easy to order from let me know what you think. We are still working on getting some video made for how to install pages, like roof airs, vents, awnings install as we have them come in our shop we will video the install for you to help you on your install. We are talking to some of our suppliers about close out items they want to sell off, and we are going to help. Keep watching for that.
Here are some jokes from fellow campers I will share with you:
Your Duck is Dead:
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said; "I'm sorry, your duck (Cuddles) has passed away." The distressed woman wailed; "Are you sure?" "Yes, I amsure. The duck is dead." replied the vet. "How can you beso sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testingon him or anything.. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around, and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.
A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the tableand also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled outof the room. The vet looked at the woman and said; "I'm sorry,but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Thevet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced abill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock took the bill.. "$150!" she cried; "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!?" The vet shrugged; "I'm sorry. If youhad just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but......withthe Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150
This one is priceless... Wrong email address!
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during aparticularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel wherethey spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules,it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address,and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relativesand friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject:I've Arrived Date: September 05, 2008 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emailsto your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I seethat everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful
as mine was. P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
Have a safe and sunny August,
Jerry Pressley
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