Hello to All and our Neighbors to the North,
We are now in Canada and
welcome all Canadians to enjoy our service and prices. Thanks to UPS
Services our broker fees are only $10 up to a $2000 purchase and we
do have a button to give you the exchange rate of money.
This summer season was a great season for us in sales and weather here in the Central Illinois area. We at Big Discount RV would like to say thanks for our many many loyal customers and the new ones that have found our website this year. Again thanks… We have changed our web page format and we are still tweaking it to get it just right so bear with us, we hope to get it completed soon. Let us know what you think of it, likes and dislikes we can only improve our site by hearing your comments and what you like.
School is starting so keep your eyes open for those school children, and also keep an eye open for us motorcycle riders!
And on the humorous side…
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.
"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith."
The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
Happy Camping and have a Safe September,
Jerry Pressley
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