Well we made it through January chills and February is here normally the coldest of all months in the winter time. Warm weather is coming and we all are getting cabin fever to get out and see the sun shine. Don’t have a lot this month, just some jokes sent in from other RV'ers so if you are looking for a laugh... enjoy.
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents'
house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the
family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine
meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness
and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left
with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty
fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had
a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that
had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her
face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later
the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
And for the one that don’t have nothing to
do. here is a little game to try
http://www.members.shaw.ca/gf3/circle-the-cat.html
And here is one of those things you don’t
believe it came be done with out seeing it
yourself
http://www.jokeroo.com/bin/player.swf?5f9f_f369
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