Big Discount RV Camping News

Hello Fellow Campers

March is finally here which means SPRING IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER..

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BIG DISCOUNT IS ALSO RUNNING A SPECIAL ORDER A COLEMAN AIR CONDITIONER AND GET A HEAT STRIP FOR ONLY 20.00 non-ducted units ONLY

I am so excited for the new camping season to be here. I can't wait to sit around the campfire with family and friends. Great food. Check out this great campfire recipe:

REAL MONKEY BREAD

Ingredients

3 Tubes of Pillsbury Buttermilk Biscuits (10 biscuits per tube)
1 cup of white sugar
1 cup of brown sugar
1 stick or margarine
2 to 3 teaspoons of cinnamon

Equipment

Dutch oven
small pan
knife
gallon plastic baggie

Instructions

Put white sugar and cinnamon into gallon baggie. Cut biscuits into quarters putting a few of them in the baggie at a time, shaking them to coat and put them into dutch oven. Melt margarine and brown sugar together in pan and pour biscuits in dutch oven and bake until biscuits are done.

NOW FOR SOME HUMOR:

To be a happy camper, remember:
- A tuba placed on your picnic table will keep campsites on either side vacant.

- A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm, but eating a hot enchilada works just as well and is less dangerous.

- You can compress the diameter of your rolled-up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.

- A two-man pup tent should not be used either by two men or a pup.

- A potato baked in coals for an hour makes a good meal. One baked for three hours makes a good hockey puck.

- In emergency situations, you can survive by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic in your underwear.

- A large carp can be used for a pillow.

- You can get even with a bear who steals your food by going to his favorite stump and eating the ants.

- The guitar of a noisy teenager makes excellent kindling.

- You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a garbage bag with two geese.

- You'll never get lost if you remember that moss always grows on the north side of your compass.

- Bear bells are convenient for campers in grizzly country. (The tricky part is getting them on the bears.)