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Camping News

April 2006

No April fool’n you folks have made us your #1 for your Rv Supplies and parts. Thanks for being our customers. It’s customers like you make our job a joy to come into each morning.

A lot of things this month, 2nd daylight saving time begins, 9th Palm Sunday, Passover begins on the 12, good Friday the 14th , Easter on the 17th and yes all campgrounds open for the Season in the month of April……so let’s hear it for April and all of them great campground hosts that help us with our camp sights.

I put the last of this monthly letter together on the 31 of March and went home cut my grass and went for a motorcycle ride. What a great day.

Folks don’t forget to let us know about some great places you have gone. We have over 2000 people a day look at our web page and read our e-mail about camping and other stuff you enjoy to do when you’re camping. So let us here from you.

If you have a question about anything on your Rv, fridge won’t light, roof air freezes up or why does my hot water heater have black smoke coming out when it lights? Click on to ask the tech with your question. We have are service department set down every morning and read the e-mail and answer them that day. So ask the question, will give you the answer.

For those gardeners among us:
If you use mulch around your house be very careful about buying mulch this year. After the hurricane in New Orleans many trees were blown over. These trees were then turned into mulch and the state is trying to get rid of tons and tons of this mulch to any state or company who will come and haul it away. So it will be showing up in Home Depot and Lowes at dirt cheap prices with one huge problem; Formosan Termites will be the bonus in many of those bags. New Orleans is one of the few areas in the country were the Formosan Termites has gotten a strong hold and most of the trees blown down were already badly infested with those termites. Now we may have the worst case of transporting a problem to all parts of the country that we have ever had. These termites can eat a house in no time at all and we have no good control against them, so tell your friends that own homes to avoid cheap mulch and know were it came from.

and for just a little humor …….. ;)

WHERE AM I?

An elderly Floridian woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel,
the brake pedal & even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

FAMILY

3 sisters ages 92, 94 & 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in & pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up & see." She starts up the stairs & pauses. "Was I going up the stairs
or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head & says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," as she knocked on her wooden table for good measure. "She then yells, "I'll come up & help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

"I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"

3 retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in,
"So am I. Let's have a beer."

WHAT A CHOICE
A little old lady was running up & down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown & say, "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two & finally answered, I'll take the soup."

OLD FRIENDS

2 elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities & adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other & said, "Now don't get mad at me . I know we've been friends for a long time, < BR>but I just can't think of your name! I've thought & thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least 3 minutes she just stared & glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on
Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

DRIVING

2 elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an inters ection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection & the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman passenger was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red & they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman & said, "Mildred, do you know that we just ran through 3 red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred turned to her & said, "Oh shit, am I driving?!?"

Jerry Pressley
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