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Camping News

May 2006

Here we are in May, looks like summer is here to stay and snow is a distance away… hey that rhymes, I should have been a poet, OK maybe not. Hope all have got your RV out and ready for the Memorial weekend this month, which is the official day of the summer season. We will be closed May 27th, 28th and 29th for that weekend.

We also have Mother’s Day coming up on the 14 of May, don’t forget mom that day, and also Armed Forces day on the 20th.

Campfire Grill For the true outdoorsman and family camper. Big D Price: $49.95

We just got in a new campfire grill. If you're one to cook out around the campfire, this is for you. I have used it and it is great to cook on. It allows you to swing the grill away from the fire and put it at what ever height you want. Everybody that sees it or has used it has called and ordered a 2nd for a friend. The weight distributing design allows you to put a lot of food on it for cooking, so don’t think it is just for one or two hamburgers. Don’t forget Fathers day is coming and great for a birthday gift.

If you have a pop up camper and looking to have power at your camp sight, we have just started carrying Kipor generators, quite and easy to transport. If you are wanting to run an air conditioner you will want the Kipor 3000, if not the 2000 will work great for TV, radio, freezers, and much more.

And a little humor for the month…
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office waiting room. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's office and say things like that. "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter....

More on the funny side…

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different deputy's turn.In the morning,same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all
blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning." They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

Have a safe camping month,
Jerry Pressley
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